Thursday, September 24, 2020

Watch a government fall! (No, not ours.)

 

Confluence on sale for $0.99


Tray wanted to stay with his son…

 

… his crime-boss father-in-law had other plans.

 

Tray hated spaceships and micro-gravity, but he loved Saskia, and not just because she was a weapons expert and protector. She would have made a good step-mother, and he a good father, if they hadn’t been taken hostage on their 400-year old cargo ship.

 

Sikorsky wanted power.

 

Despite his money and his teleportation power, he had no army, and he barely had a plan. But a storm was brewing on Terrana, and Sikorsky planned to seize control. If Tray didn’t help, his family would disappear.

 

One plan was for mutiny…

 

… one for a government coup.

 

It was time to fight back.

 

You will love this sci-fi adventure, because even when the walls come down around you, your family will be there.

 

Get it now!

Monday, September 21, 2020

Self-Employee of the Month!


 I hate headshots. I know some authors like to put them on their book covers (or in their books). I know some readers like to see them. I think it's the weirdest thing. Humans are an inscrutable race. Nevertheless, every now and then I set up the green screen and the lights, I put on makeup and think about which shirt I wouldn't mind seeing the collar one in a photo, and I take a ton of pictures.

These are some that did not get selected for professional use. Now, I get to use them for entertainment purposes.

And calling back to my previous post about the many hats of a self-publisher, every one of these employees works in a different department, and they are all deserving of an award.

The awards are as follows:

  • January - Valerie the Ad Content Writer, for composition and editing of book blurbs
  • February - Valerie the Tax Accountant, for completion of business taxes
  • March - Valerie the Market Researcher, for blog promotion reconnaissance 
  • April - Valerie the Publicist, for her amazing efforts in hosting an online book launch
  • May - Valerie in Human Resources, for negotiating a contract with editing services
  • June - Valerie the Novelist, for great efforts in writing alien stories
  • July - Valerie the Cover Designer, for tireless efforts in designing seven book covers
  • August - Valerie in Advertising, for creating promos that doubled our previous month's page reads
  • September - Valerie in Layout Editing, for efforts in preparing Book 7 for publication

Seriously, indie authors. Congratulate yourself for the volume and variety of work you do. Celebrate a little bit. I can't wait to see what other awards I get this year!

This dose of happiness was inspired by the Beardo "Self Employee of the Month" comic book. If you need a slice of life comic, check him out